pants on the ground

I had to poke 2 new holes in my belt and my boxers are slipping down past my ass inside my pants
The only way to keep them from falling is to pull them up over my belt
Either way, I feel like one of those ridiculous gangsta douches that wear their pants below their ass

Here’s a billboard from my old hood in Dallas
It’s right across from the ultra badass and yet insanely inexpensiveEgg Roll Hut
Now I want Egg Roll Hut
Somebody go eat there for me

One comment to pants on the ground

  • masho  says:

    …or you could just buy new underpants. 🙂

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