getting ready to ride my bike
taking 3 hardboiled eggs and a peanutbutter sammich
Trying to figure out how to access flyers in the left big pocket of my cargo pants whilst there’s a sammich in the same pocket
After all, there’s no way you can fit a sammich AND 3 hardboiled eggs in one pocket
Right?
Until you try to put them in the same pocket
Then you have the difinitive answer and you can stop standing there thinking about how to do it and just do it
Now get your ass to work
You’re gonna be late
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